Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)

And that is that! Thanks for following along on the adventures of Axe Cop versus the Songster. It was fun to revisit Axe Cop with Malachai a bit older and partnering with Parry Gripp was a privilege. We are going to come up with a cool package to sell this story and music as one item for those interested, I’ll post it on the blog here when it comes out. Thanks again to Parry for all his tunes. This was a lot of fun.

I won’t be posting new Axe Cop material for a while. Come see me over at and keep tabs on me on Patreon, Twitter and Facebook to find out when other projects are being released.



Royalties (The Songster page 24)

One page left, and one song left.

Parry and I are thinking of putting together a special highly limited edition cassette tape and full printed comic. If you would be interested in something like that, let us know.

Next week, the story shall end. I don’t have plans for more Axe Cop content at the moment. Thanks for following along with this story, it’s been a fun little experiment and working with Parry has been a treat.


ASAN (Songster page 23)

Featuring my faithful Patreon contributor Jeff Kranz as the smarmy ASAN rep. He appreciated it.

Want to beta test the Axe Cop RPG game in development? Two levels now up on Patreon.



Utimate Zodiac (Songster page 22)

I’m back! As I write this, my new son, Calvin, is screaming his brains out in the other room. He’s actually a pretty calm baby most of the time. He must know I’m trying to get back to work. Thanks for your patience while I took the month of August off.

Enjoy this gem from Parry Gripp. There is one small song left after this, but this is the last big one in the story, so savor it!


Big Ball of Disease (The Songster page 21)

When Malachai decided there was a giant ball of disease hidden inside the sun, I decided the best representation of that would be a little homage to Mad Balls, one of my favorite toys in the 80’s. I remember all the gross out 80’s toys with fondness. Garbage Pail Kids, My Pet Monster, Mad Balls… what else? I would like to start a definitive list in the comments. Oh yeah, GAK!

I’m excited about next week’s song and page. I’ve read some of Parry’s lyrics and they are hilarious. See you then!


SQUEAK (The Songster Page 20)

Well, the Songster has 5 more pages and two more songs. After that, I don’t have plans for more Axe Cop material.

I hate to just leave the character sitting around to collect dust. I would like to explore ideas outside of comics, especially a crowd-funded video game. In a couple weeks I will have a new son, so I’ll be taking a small break from work for a month or so anyway. Then I’ll decide what to do next. I would love your ideas.




Back to Reality (The Songster, Page 19)

Remember when Axe Cop got trapped in a video game called Birds of Prey? If you beat that game, you know how he escaped and why he is on fire. It all fits into the story.

If you haven’t played it, or would like to try to beat it again, here is the link:

Axe Cop Never Says Uncle!

If you are impatient, here are some hints:

-Never say uncle

-Use right, left and spacebar to eventually turn and bite the birds.

-You must bite four

-You must hit spacebar one more time after they fly off, at just the right moment.

The victory song is so awesome, I want everyone to experience it. Beating the game only takes a few minutes if you know what you are doing.



Is This Still a Metaphor? (Songster page 18)


The sick bug got me, so as soon as I post this I’m laying back down. Thanks for reading, and thanks to Parry for getting this song done. I think it’s my favorite one so far.

You can listen to the complete version of the song here.


Tortured Past (Songster page 17)

This is my favorite song so far. You can listen to the whole album so far on the Axe Cop Songster Page on Soundcloud. It’s an epic mix of songs and we still have two more to go.

Get this page in high res, see next week’s page and get access to tons of exclusive blogs and tutorials over on my Patreon page.

Here’s the Real Bad Guy – Songster page 14

I’m just going to say right now, we have something pretty cool planned for next week. Not just a song, but something else. Something we have never done before. Patreon members got a sneak peek today.

If you follow my Bearmageddon page on Facebook, you may have seen the recent influx of bear memes. Or you may have seen them elsewhere, they are sort of exploding right now. I put some more bear related stuff up in the store.

Also, I may have already mentioned it, but we are converting Bearmageddon to mobile format for Tapas, Tabulit and Webtoon. Download the app or click the links below. If you have never read Bearmageddon, now is a great time to start. This is a great format and really fun to read this way.  You can also find Axe Cop comics on Tabulit. We plan on converting Axe Cop to this format eventually as well.

Read Bearmageddon on:


Next week is a big surprise! See you then.