Characters

Axe Cop

Axe Cop was born Axey Smartist in 2004 to his parents Bobber and Gobber Smartist. After his parents ate candy canes that were poisoned by Telescope Gun Cop he swore on their grave he would become a cop. At some point he decided an axe was a better weapon than a gun, and it turns out he was right. Axe Cop now regularly has try outs for various warriors and super heroes to join him as he fights evil. He only has two known weaknesses: Being surprised (which causes him to melt), and Cherry Rainbow candy canes. Powers: axe chop, Axe Cop with lemon, lemon grenades, retractable danger-sensing antennae, psychic attacks, poison food production, mustache has robot hands and secret weapons, super high jumps, hypnotize button in wrist

Comics: 219
Recent Appearance: Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)
First Appearance: Episode 0

Sockarang

Sockarang came to a try out when Axe Cop was preparing to go on a mission to fight Bad Santa and the Evil Flying Book. Sockarang has socks for arms, and he can shoot them out and they return to him like boomerangs. In his fight with Bad Santa he got some of Bad Santa's blood on him and he got Bad Santa powers, which he used for good. powers: the power of Bad Santa, Sock arms/boomerangs

Comics: 65
Recent Appearance: Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)
First Appearance: Episode 5

Wexter

Comics: 52
Recent Appearance: Here's the Real Bad Guy - Songster page 14
First Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #8

Ralph Wrinkles

After Axe Cop and Avocado Soldier rescued the Snoward family from an evil Snow Man and Singing Tree, they gave the heroes their pet dog, Ralph Wrinkles, as a token of their gratitude. Ralph became their new police dog and quickly became one of the key members of Axe Cop’s team. Powers: talking, laser beams from mouth, healing beams from eyes, a spaceship and robot army, karate

Comics: 47
Recent Appearance: Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)
First Appearance: Episode 4

Baby Man

Baby Man joined the team at a try out to fight bad Santa and the Evil Flying Book. He is a man in a giant baby suit who originally only had the power to fly when he gasses. After eating a special dinner with his family, he also gained the ability to produce explosive eggs, phones, and cars. powers: can fly when gassing, explosive eggs, cars, and telephones

Comics: 35
Recent Appearance: Page 226 - Coffee Party
First Appearance: Episode 5

Flute Cop

Flute Cop is the brother of Axe Cop, but neither of them know this because when they were young they bonked heads while walking backwards and completely forgot one another. Destiny brought them back together, however, when Flute Cop came to Axe Cop's first try out and joined his team. Flute Cop has gone through a series of transformations. He became Dinosaur Soldier in episode 1, then he became Avocado soldier in episode 3, then in episode 4 he got a unicorn horn and became uni-avocado soldier. In episode 26, Axe Cop turned him into Ghost Cop with unicorn magic, and in episode 39 he becomes Dragtrighostacops Rex. Powers: flute, dinosaur powers, unicorn magic, ghost powers, avocado grenade bombs, machine gun

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)
First Appearance: Episode 0

Water Queen

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Page 204 - THANK YOU
First Appearance: Episode 154

Uni-Man

Uni-Man showed up at a try out to join Axe Cop's team. He is a man who got so smart a unicorn horn grew out of his head. He came to Earth to fight crime but aliens kidnapped his baby, Uni-baby. He later found her safe with the Snowards and returned to his home until a rather unpleasant visit from a disguised Dr. Stinky Head. Momentarily losing his horn, he got his revenge when he regained it, wishing for an unbelievable amount of intelligence and strength, which he used to defeat the evil doctor. He now resides in an invisible lab where he makes weapons for Axe Cop and his team. powers: unicorn magic, intensely smart, incredibly strong

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop #5: the Notes
First Appearance: Episode 5

Bat Warthog Man

Bat Warthog Man is a man who was driven to a life of crime fighting when bad guys stole his friend. Seeking to gain the power of the bat and the warthog, he went into a forest, where he encountered a bat and a warthog who fused into a bat warthog which then bit and horned him. He gained the powers of the bat and the warthog but also took on their hideous fused looks (but only at night). Powers: The powers of the bat and the warthog. Includes flight, horning and other powers. BWM is also restricted to fighting crime at night, since bats are nocturnal.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: Page 226 - Coffee Party
First Appearance: Episode 75

Dinosaur Soldier

After Axe Cop chopped a dinosaur's head off, Flute Cop got some of the blood on his shirt, causing him to transform into Dinosaur Soldier. see Flute Cop for more info

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop #5: the Notes
First Appearance: Episode 1

Max

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Page 203 - Insta-family
First Appearance: Episode 148

Sam

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Page 203 - Insta-family
First Appearance: Episode 148

The Songster

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)
First Appearance: Songster #3: Commence Rocking

Army Chihuahua

A hero left behind when the King of All Bad Guys kidnapped all the good guys. Army Chihuahua used to be a soldier who helped win the war against Chicken Head. However, he had left his pet chihuahua at home unfed, so when he returned from the war it bit him in anger. This gave him the ability to transform into a chihuahua when he's ready to fight, which is pretty much all the time. Powers: Transforming into a Chihuahua when he's ready to fight

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Page 226 - Coffee Party
First Appearance: Episode 77

Uni-Baby

Uni-Baby is a baby who is so smart she grew a unicorn horn out of her head. She was part of Axe Cop's arsenal and was used to defeat the evil Psydrozon. After she joined with Telescope Gun Cop, she was bombed by Axe Cop's lemon bombs and Avocado Soldier's avocado bombs. Luckily she survived, but the explosion caused Uni-Baby's horn to come off and she became a normal baby. Axe Cop and Avocado Soldier put Uni-Baby up for adoption and she was taken in by the Snoward family. When her father Uni-Man came looking for her, her horn was returned to her and she was reunited with her family on the Uni-planet. powers: Unicorn magic

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: Hiatus Update
First Appearance: Episode 0

Fire Slicer

One of the two Moon Brothers, Fire Slicer is a vampire wizard ninja from the Moon. He and his brother Vampire Wolfer came to earth to find help defeating the Vampire Man Baby Kid, who turned their parents into evil bats. Fire Slicer later ate a crab (after turning into a Sword Fish Warrior) and turned into a very tall crab. His crab powers went away when he gained a new costume from a sea ghost. Like his brother, he was devoured by the God of All Bears. powers: Vampire powers, Fire sword, ninja powers, crab claws, magic invisible fire shield, fire dump-truck, mind control, wizardry, a number of secret attacks and probably much more.

Comics: 13
Recent Appearance: Hiatus Update
First Appearance: Episode 9

lightning boy

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Page 226 - Coffee Party
First Appearance: Page 205 - What the heck?

The Wrestler

The Wrestler joined the team at a try out to help Leaf Man get his powers back from Bad Santa and the Evil Flying Book. His moment of glory was when he tossed Uni-man into the the Evil Flying Book and destroyed it. powers: he's a wrestler.

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop #5: the Notes
First Appearance: Episode 5

Uni-Avocado Soldier

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Hiatus Update
First Appearance: Episode 4

Vampire Wolfer

One of the two Moon Brothers, Vampire Wolfer is a werewolf ninja wizard vampire from the Moon. He and his brother Fire Slicer came to earth to find help defeating the Vampire Man Baby Kid, who turned their parents into evil bats. Later Vampire Wolfer got shark blood on him, adding shark teeth and fins to his arsenal. He lost his shark powers but gained a new costume when he defeated a sea ghost, but sadly lost his life to the God of All Bears. powers: Super Vampire powers, werewolf powers, shark powers, ninja powers, magic vampire/wolf shield, Carmation attack, mind control, wizardry, a number of secret attacks and probably much more.

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Hiatus Update
First Appearance: Episode 9

P.T. the Rapper

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Utimate Zodiac (Songster page 22)
First Appearance: Songster #5: PT the Rapper

Ghost Cop

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Episode 39
First Appearance: Episode 23

Fishy-Fish

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Page 201 - Here We Are Gathered
First Appearance: Episode 27

Psydrozon

Psydrozon is a giant robot created by Evilfatsozon and controlled by Pretzel Head. Psydrozon has one eye and two swords and he chops down buildings. His body is now used by Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier to fight crime. Powers: robot powers, one eye, two swords.

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Hiatus Update
First Appearance: Episode 2

Rainbow Girl

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Page 222 - The Perfect Revenge
First Appearance: Page 207 - Meet the family

stevie jender

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Page 226 - Coffee Party
First Appearance: Page 205 - What the heck?

Zelda Laubber

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Page 200 - Stab!
First Appearance: Episode 165

Axe Girl

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Episode 170
First Appearance: Episode 160

Leaf Man

Axe Cop and Avocado Soldier were told by their dog to help Leaf Man get his powers back after they had been stolen from him by Bad Santa and an Evil Flying Book. It took adding four additional heroes to their team to finally defeat Bad Santa and the Evil Flying Book, but in the end they never did get Leaf Man's powers back, so Avocado Soldier just gave them back to him using his unicorn magic. powers: leaves.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Page 217 - Bright, hot rainbows
First Appearance: Episode 5

Jaubber Willer

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Page 193 - Chunk
First Appearance: Episode 165

Telescope Gun Cop

Telescope Gun Cop has a gun that can elongate out and shoot people directly in the face even if they are across the room. His gun also has a flash light. TGC went to a try out to join Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier, but they chose to not let him join the team when they procured a giant robot suit and decided they had all the power they needed to fight evil. Embittered by the experience, TGC took Uni-Baby and used her powers to go back in time and poison Axe Cop and Flute Cop's parents' candy canes. He was finally defeated in a barrage of lemon and avocado grenade bombs in episode 3. Powers: telescope gun, flash light.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: 5 Years Later!
First Appearance: Episode 0

Hypno Monkey Boy

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Page 217 - Bright, hot rainbows
First Appearance: Page 190 - Parenting

Mr. Stocker

Mr. Stocker is a super hero with no powers who was summoned by Uni-Man in the battle with the Tiny Robots Who Want to Bite People. Stocker is one of the briefest characters in the Axe Cop universe, having been immediately bitten and transformed into a tiny robot one second after he appeared. powers: none.

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Page 223 - The Kids Don't Care
First Appearance: Episode 8

An Army Of Bad Guys

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Page 218 - Fresh And Yummy
First Appearance: Page 211 - How to be a bad guy

Cauber Helen

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Page 199 - Ave Maria
First Appearance: Page 192 - Cauber Helen

A Fire-Breathing Dragon

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Page 225 - BOOOOM
First Appearance: Page 212 - Showdown

Carnivorous Sheep

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Carnivorous Sheep Burgers (Songster LAST PAGE!)
First Appearance: Axe Cop in THE SONGSTER starts NOW! - Presented using Comusic Technology

Evil Bunky

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Page 195 - BANANANANANA
First Appearance: Episode 168

Super Bat Boy

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Page 217 - Bright, hot rainbows
First Appearance: Page 193 - Chunk

Wexter's Dad

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: UNCHOPPED #5 Learning About Your Body
First Appearance: UNCHOPPED #1: Wexter's Dad

Rainbow Princess

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Page 201 - Here We Are Gathered
First Appearance: Episode 158

Super Charlotte

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Page 225 - BOOOOM
First Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #44

The Best Fairy Ever

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #43
First Appearance: Episode 59

Tom Nicolle

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Page 202 - I object!
First Appearance: Page 184 - Bridal Party

Bad Santa

Bad Santa was discovered by Axe Cop and his friends when he had stolen Leaf Man's powers. Bad Santa has all the power of Christmas and he plays a guitar that hurts people's ears. He steals presents and the real Santa really hates him. He was defeated when his blood got on Sockarang, giving Sockarang Bad Santa powers as well. Sockarang took his guitar and overpowered him. powers: the power of Christmas, electric guitar.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop #5: the Notes
First Appearance: Episode 5

The Torture Master

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Tortured Past (Songster page 17)
First Appearance: The Torture Master - Page 13

Mouse Who Sends You To Mars

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: SQUEAK (The Songster Page 20)
First Appearance: Is This Still a Metaphor? (Songster page 18)

Dr. Googleman

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Page 202 - I object!
First Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #83

Hex

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Episode 163
First Appearance: Episode 161

Larry (the Master of Whips)

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Page 201 - Here We Are Gathered
First Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Lexi

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Page 202 - I object!
First Appearance: Page 184 - Bridal Party

Lucy

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Page 202 - I object!
First Appearance: Page 184 - Bridal Party

The Smartists

The Smartist's were the parents of Axe Cop and Flute Cop. They only ate Candy Canes. One day Telescope Gun Cop went back in time and poisoned their candy canes and killed them both. It was their death that inspired Axe Cop and Flute Cop to grow up to fight crime, and eventually kill Telescope Gun Cop (though they had no idea he killed their parents because they bonked their heads). Gobber Smartist was a known baby eater, and she encouraged a young Axe Cop to eat them because they are healthy. Powers: only eat candy canes.

Comics: 3
Only Appearance: Episode 0

Very Nice Aliens

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Episode 152
First Appearance: Episode 150

Yo-yo Man

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Page 202 - I object!
First Appearance: Page 190 - Parenting

Abraham Lincoln

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Page 202 - I object!
First Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #24

Mr. T

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: UNCHOPPED #5 Learning About Your Body
First Appearance: Unchopped #4: T Rex School

Songster

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop Never Says Uncle!
First Appearance: Birds of Prey! - The Songster, page 15

Birds of Prey

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop Never Says Uncle!
First Appearance: Birds of Prey! - The Songster, page 15

Phoenixes

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: SQUEAK (The Songster Page 20)
First Appearance: Back to Reality (The Songster, Page 19)

ASAN Rep

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Royalties (The Songster page 24)
First Appearance: ASAN (Songster page 23)

God of All Bears

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: 5 Years Later!
First Appearance: Malachai Draws

Sockarang's Dad

Sockarang's Dad was Axe Cop's teacher when he was in Fighting School. He specialized in teaching kids how to sock fight. powers: teaching, sock fighting

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Page 201 - Here We Are Gathered
First Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #4

Super Bay Boy

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Page 191 - Down Under
First Appearance: Page 190 - Parenting

Magma Girl

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #45
First Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #44

Al Punch You In The Face

Axe Cop's butler. Powers: Anticipating Axe Cop's every need and desire ahead of time, able to produce Axe Cop's candle so as to make him stop shooting tornadoes.

Comics: 2
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #50

Axe Cop Lemon

Comics: 2
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #30

Baby Sam

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Page 203 - Insta-family
First Appearance: Page 202 - I object!

Bobber and Gobber Smartist

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #97 - Time Machine
First Appearance: Episode 0

The Cotton Bomber

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Unchopped #4: T Rex School

Chuck Norris

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #12

Max and Sam's parents

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Episode 148

Ball of Disease

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Big Ball of Disease (The Songster page 21)

Electric Man

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #7

Evil Rhino Man

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #9

Frog Queen

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Episode 159

Cloud Princess

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Episode 159

Hulk Wonder

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #38

Spider Woman

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #38

Pixie

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Episode 161

The Destroyer

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Episode 162

Mary Todd Lincoln

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Page 202 - I object!

Mr. Mutani Esu

Mr. Mutani Esu is a Japanese ninja who waited on the playground to fight kids during recess at Fighting School. Axe Cop would return to the playground one day to defeat Mr. Mutani Esu using the man's only weakness, the Green Banana Gun. powers: ninjistsu

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #4

Dr. Yahoo

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #83

An Army of Word Search Dwarves

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #83

Normal Cops

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Episode 167

Barry (the King of Space Vikings)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Luigi (Karate Alien Cyborg)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Courtney (Karate Alien Cyborg)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Bobby (Karate Sensei Master)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Bax (the Fire Ninja)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Mario (the Swordsalien)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Harry (the Master of Bo Staffs)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Bob (the Big Old Wrestler)

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #84

Stinko

The 10th member of the 10 Ben Matanga gang. He stinks and he's actually an alien. Stinko grew up to be Dr. Stinky Head, who attacked Axe Cop in the guise of Sockarang to get revenge for not being allowed to join Axe Cop's team. powers: stinky, turning into an alien

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #4

An Angel Scientist

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #86

A Giant Dragon

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #39

Pet Fairy Dog

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #39

The 10 Ben Matanga

The 10 Ben Matanga were the new kids at the Fighting School where Axe Cop went as a kid. They got their butts kicked by Mr. Mutani Esu, the Japanese ninja in the playground, and they all turned out to be aliens. powers: fighting, being aliens

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #4

Beatnik Babe

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #40

Big Burrito

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #40

Ba-a-a-a-ad/Goooood

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop Guest Episode #40

the Water Queen

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #108: Gettin' Fancy

A lamp that comes alive early in the morning

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #8

Evil Flying Book

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Axe Cop #5: the Notes

Rubario Sheep

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #103: Ask Sockarang

Diego

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #103: Ask Sockarang

Ingrid

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #103: Ask Sockarang

Morgan Freeman

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #104: Morgan Freeman

Johnny Cash

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Songster #5: PT the Rapper

Abraham Lincoln: Explosion God

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #24

Axe Cop's Insane Uncle

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #106: Those Dark Shades

Axe Cop's Clone

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop #106: Those Dark Shades

The Minder

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Unchopped #3: the Minder

Astronaut Parents

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Songster #6: Origin of the Songster - Part 1

Pawn Shop Wizard

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Songster #7 - Origin of the Songster part 2

Ace Cop

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop 109: Ace Cop

Codack

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Unchopped #2: Codack

The Mob

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Ask Axe Cop 109: Ace Cop

Foxes the Size of Couches

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: The Songster Page 11 - Foxes the Size of Couches